FAQ

Q) WHAT PAYMENT METHODS DO YOU ACCEPT?

A) ALL OF THEM. WELL, ALL MAJOR CARDS AND PAYPAL TOO. WE DO NOT ACCEPT ECHEQUES BECAUSE I STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK THAT EVEN IS.

Q) WHERE DO YOU SHIP TO?

A) EVERYWHERE. WE SHIP VIA ROYAL MAIL 2ND CLASS FOR ALL DOMESTIC ORDERS AND AIRMAIL FOR EVERYWHERE ELSE AS STANDARD BUT THERE ARE OPTIONS TO UPGRADE SHIPPING TOO.

Q) WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ORDER?

A) PLEASE ALLOW 28 DAYS FROM ORDERING BEFORE EMAILING. THIS IS A ONE WOMAN OPERATION. I HAVE A FULL TIME JOB, THIS BAND (OBVIOUSLY) AND A SMALL FURRY CHILD TO LOOK AFTER. I SHIP AS OFTEN AS I PHYSICALLY CAN.
SMASH THAT MF CONTACT BUTTON UP TOP IF IT'S BEEN 28 DAYS AND YOU HAVEN'T RECEIVED YOUR ORDER.
BE NICE, DON'T BE A JABRONI. I'M DOING MY BEST OKAY.